Super Slide    
     

I totally do not remember what this one but apparently I should have been stoked (cool surfer talk) according to the doofs I work with. Hey if there is not substantial hot chicks why would I remember this? I mean the cover and the title just bring tears to my eyes because they both look like porn.

            Countours    
       This one has longboarding at it's finest. Actually I really have no idea. It could be William Shatner on the surfboard and I would have no idea. Actually that is a disturbing thought...William Shatner on a surfboard, in a Speedo and goggles singing Mr. Tambourine Man. The horror.
            Occy    
       The story of Mark Occhilupo or Occy for short. Apparently this guy was some surf stud in the 80's when he was younger. The best part is looking at all the fluorescent colors of wet suits (and regular clothes for that matter) in the 80's. Then the guy got burnt out on surfing and started on the "Phil diet" of quarter pounders with cheese and fries. Then after being a fat disgusting slob he returned to surfing after shedding like 100 lbs and became a surfing god at age 33. Yeah I don't care either.
            Longer    
       I knew I was in for a treat when this video's title is "Longer". Longer and painful than anything else. Actually they all pretty much look the same to me. I am positive there is someone hanging ten and someone will be stoked at some point. I am pretty sure this is with Joel Tudor (big surprise....I think he is all of them) Actually if I don't watch it I'll probably have some big ass Samoan dudes down at my car after work to make sure I know the difference between a single fin and twin fins...the hard way.